Low Speed internet prevails again.  Here's a picture of a god damned monkey. (this is not the monkey that tried to throw a mangasteen at me) (This one was tied up and very well behaved after I poked it with sticks)

Also, apparently, the philippine islands have never heard of "virus protection" either for their computers or genitals.  I really don't know how many dudes (locals) I've seen come up to our camp wanting to see the "american doctor" because their peehole hurts.  Unfortunately, though, I have become a victim of the former, as I have been carelessly sticking my thumb drive ... everywhere.  Hopefully I will be able to download some AV software before my computer explodes.

That's the update.